kamen-apple:

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

mybpdblog:

peridotsofficialtwitteraccount:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

acoolguy:

targuzzler:

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

yavn:

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

earthdad:

wroxs:

earthdad:

my body may be at work right but my soul is stuck in the Wii Sports universe

which sport 

bowling

pngpotpies:

soulmate au fic: and they were soulmates

me: oh my god they were soulmates…….

lilpicassa:

jelatinaaa:

murderita:

its funny cause if you say “white girls are so pretty” not one of them baking soda bitches would say “don’t you mean ALL girls are pretty?”

I swear to God. 👆🏽👆🏾👆🏿

baking soda bitches wkmziizhsuajzjakka

plantboylester:

my summer morning routine :)

• wake up
  
• scream
  

yavn:

phone: welcome to dominos pizzas what can i get for you?

melania: hello

phone: … hi, what can i get for you?

melania: he’s strong he’s passionate, he’s kind he’s a gentleman. he love his counthry. he’s boy talk. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth

chillogicalparadox:

passionate-cunt:

I cry every time I watch this scene

This was one of the most heart warming scenes in the show

theladyinquisitors:

lordstark:

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

glossoblogia:

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

canadad:

me too my guy